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Joan Alexandra Molinsky, known professionally as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, producer, writer and television host. She was noted for her blunt, often controversial comedic persona that was heavily self-deprecating and acerbic, especially towards celebrities and politicians, delivered in her signature New York accent. She is considered a pioneer of women in comedy. She received…
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Born 8 June 1933 · Died 4 September 2014 · Q240933
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“In those days, only dead celebrities went on [QVC]. My career was over. I had bills to pay. ... It also intrigued me at the beginning”
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The Guardian: Drought, water rationing and dry rivers: our water crisis is here | Peter Gleick
The Guardian: How to explore Britain and Ireland’s most beautiful rivers on foot, bike or boat: readers’ travel tips
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Rolling Stone magazine ranked her sixth on its list of the 50 best stand-up comics of all time, and in October the same year, she was inducted into the Television Academy Hall of Fame
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Melissa Rivers filed a malpractice lawsuit against the clinic and the doctors who performed surgery on her mother
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Rivers posthumously received a Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word Album for her book, Diary of a Mad Diva
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Died 2014-09-04.
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Rivers experienced serious complications and stopped breathing while undergoing what was scheduled to be a minor throat procedure at the Yorkville Endoscopy clinic in Yorkville, Manhattan
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Which also made The New York Times Best Seller list
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Rivers returned to the show for an interview
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“Why do wives have to spend so much time dusting, vacuuming, mopping, making beds, washing dishes, when you just have to do it all again six months later?”
“[Catchphrase:] Can we talk?”
“There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.”
“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes—and six months later you have to start all over again.”
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I've always figured if you have enough money you can get a key made.”
“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.”
“I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.”
“Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa, you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.”
“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
“I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.”
“My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.”
“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
“I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”
“Looking fifty is great—if you're sixty.”
“Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly—hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.”
“Never floss with a stranger.”
“I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir.”
“Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.”
Launched the online talk show In Bed with Joan on YouTube
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Rivers and her daughter, Melissa Rivers, were honored by the Ride of Fame and a double decker tour bus was dedicated to them in New York City
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Rivers showed up in Burbank, California to protest that the warehouse club Costco would not sell the book
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Guest-starred in two episodes of two series: Drop Dead Diva and Hot in Cleveland
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Rivers appeared in a commercial for Go Daddy, which debuted during the broadcast of Super Bowl XLV, and was featured as herself in the season two episode of Louis C
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Rivers and her daughter starred in the reality show Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best
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And was acclaimed by critics for providing "an honest, behind-the-scenes look at [Rivers]' career — and at show business in general"
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Rivers competed alongside her daughter Melissa on the second season of The Celebrity Apprentice, ultimately winning the season
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Rivers and daughter Melissa were contestants on season eight of Celebrity Apprentice
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Rivers was a special "pink-carpet" presenter for the broadcast of the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras parade, was roasted in a Comedy Central special, and her reality show, How'd You Get So Rich
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Was commended by the City of San Diego, California for her philanthropic work on behalf of HIV/AIDS, where the HIV/AIDS community called her its "Joan of Arc"
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Rivers was invited to take part in a comedy event celebrating Prince Charles' 60th birthday titled, We Are Most Amused
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Rivers performed at the 79th Royal Variety Show at the Liverpool Empire Theatre, England, with Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip present
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Rivers was part of the formal receiving party when Ronald Reagan was placed in state at the United States Capitol
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Rivers left the network red-carpet show for a three-year contract (valued at $6–8 million) to cover award shows' red carpet events for the TV Guide Channel
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And by the first part of the decade, she continued to host the awards' red carpet for the E
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From Mother to Daughter: Thoughts and Advice on Life, Love and Marriage in 1998, and Don't Count the Candles: Just Keep the Fire Lit
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“ve Survived Everything ... and I Mean Everything ... and You Can Too! in 1997, From Mother to Daughter: Thoughts and Advice on Life, Love and Marriage in 1998, and Don”
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For the Tony Award for Best Actress in a Play for her performance of the title role in Sally Marr
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Rivers and daughter Melissa first hosted the E
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Wrote her next book, Still Talking, which described the cancellation of her late-night show and her husband's suicide
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Awarded Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Talk Show Host (1990).
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Started to design jewelry, clothing and beauty products for the shopping channel QVC
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The Joan Rivers Show, her daytime television program, premiered in broadcast syndication
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Received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, in the 7000 block of Hollywood Boulevard
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Awarded star on Hollywood Walk of Fame (1989).
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Rosenberg committed suicide in Philadelphia; Rivers blamed the tragedy on his "humiliation" by Fox
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Four days after she asked him for a separation
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But Rivers's tenure was short-lived
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The move came that ended Rivers's longtime friendship with Johnny Carson
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And described her rise to stardom and the evolution of her comedic persona
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With her own rival program, The Late Show with Joan Rivers, Rivers became the first woman to host a late night network television talk show
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Awarded Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year (1984).
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For a Grammy Award for her album What Becomes a Semi-Legend Most
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Rivers published a best-selling humor book, The Life and Hard Times of Heidi Abramowitz, a mock memoir of her brassy, loose comedy character, which was mostly jokes about promiscuity – of a type that would have been cons
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And later performed at a luncheon at the 1984 Republican National Convention
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Rivers made her directorial debut with the comedy Rabbit Test, which she also wrote and which starred her friend Billy Crystal in his film debut as the world's first pregnant man
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Rivers co-wrote the made-for-television movie The Girl Most Likely To
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And co-starred Gabriel Dell, Rose Marie and Paul Ford
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The New York Times television critic Jack Gould called Rivers "quite possibly the most intuitively funny woman alive"
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(when she was in her 30s) as an attempt to further her career
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Worked as a gag writer and participant on Candid Camera, where she played the role of "the bait" to lure people into humorous situations for the show
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Led to their inclusion in the motion picture Once Upon A Coffee House, marking Rivers's first credit in a feature film
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Where she was dubbed "the best girl since Elaine May", who also got her start there
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Rivers made her MainStage debut in Second City’s seventh revue, Alarums and Excursions, her only production at the theater
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To James Sanger, the son of a Bond Clothing Stores merchandise manager
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Studied at Barnard College (1954).
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Studied at Connecticut College (1950–1952).
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Aged sixteen, she was vice president of the Dramatic Club
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In the Brooklyn borough of New York City, to Russian Jewish immigrants Beatrice (née Grushman) and Meyer C
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Born 1933-06-08.
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