“There is no other Jew in Baltimore who seems suitable.”
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Henry Louis Mencken was an American journalist, essayist, satirist, cultural critic, and scholar of American English. He commented widely on literature, music, prominent politicians, and contemporary movements. His satirical reporting on the Scopes Trial, which he dubbed the "Monkey Trial", also earned him attention. The term Menckenian has entered multiple dictionaries to describe anything of or…
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culture · American journalist and writer (1880–1956) · satirist · literary critic · essayist · social critic · autobiographer · writer · journalist · historian · linguist · editor · also H. L. Mencken, Henry Louis Mencken, Mencken
Born 12 September 1880 · Died 29 January 1956 · Q439204
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“There is no other Jew in Baltimore who seems suitable.”
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“Imagine measuring infinity! That”
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“s thesis and admired his writing style,”
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“s book, The Mysterious Universe, in which Mencken wrote that mathematics is not necessary for physics. Instead of mathematical”
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“Like all other infidels, I am superstitious and always follow hunches: this one seemed to be a superb one.”
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“because it is honest; it admits the central fact of human nature... A nation too long at peace becomes a sort of gigantic old maid.”
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With the third floor and rear of the second floor becoming the headquarters of the Baltimore National Heritage Area
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The American Conservative: H.L. Mencken’s Merry Days
Wall Street Journal: H.L. Mencken's Notable, Quotable and Witty Compendium
Chicago Reader: H.L. Mencken on “the Anglo-Saxon American”
Forbes: In Pictures: In His Own Words--H.L. Mencken
Johns Hopkins acquired "nearly 6,000 books, photographs and letters by and about Mencken" from "the estate of an Ohio accountant"
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Snopes rated the claim “H. L. Mencken wrote that eventually "the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."” Correct Attribution.
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The Baltimore Sun: Teachout on H.L. Mencken: a real man — warts and all
Died 1956-01-29.
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“I am one of the few Goyim who have ever actually tackled the Talmud. I suppose you now expect me to add that it is a profound and noble work, worthy of hard study by all other Goyim. Unhappily, my report must differ from this expectation. It seems to me, save for a few bright spots, to be quite indistinguishable from rubbish.”
“Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a well-known solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and wrong.”
“A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses”
“It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. If such a board actually exists it operates precisely like the board of a corporation that is losing money.”
Mencken suffered a stroke, which left him aware and fully conscious but nearly unable to read or write and able to speak only with difficulty
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Briefly returned to the political scene to cover the presidential election in which President Harry S
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“all…seem to be headed toward the left….The left-wing movement…is bound to be transient, but while it lasts it has pretty well killed intelligent criticism in this country. Books are judged not by their worth as works of art, but by their political content…”
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Testified before Congress in support of the Costigan–Wagner Bill
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Of meningitis, leaving Mencken grief-stricken
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Haardt was in poor health from tuberculosis throughout their marriage and died in 1935 of meningitis, leaving Mencken grief-stricken.
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Mencken resigned as editor
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To accomplish this abolition of the Eighteenth Amendment
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The Arkansas legislature passed a motion to pray for Mencken's soul after he had called the state the "apex of moronia"
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Mencken married Sara Haardt, a German American professor of English at Goucher College in Baltimore and an author eighteen years his junior
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“Treatise on the Gods (1930), pp. 345-346”
Deliberately had himself arrested for selling an issue of The American Mercury, which was banned in Boston by the Comstock laws
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The two met in 1923, after Mencken delivered a lecture at Goucher; a seven-year courtship ensued.
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After Mencken delivered a lecture at Goucher; a seven-year courtship ensued
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“That it is meaningless I grant you, but surely not futile. So long as there is the joy of a job well-done—whether an epic, a fried egg or a murder—there will be plenty of excuses for remaining alive.”
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Became a literary critic for The Smart Set magazine, and in 1924 he and George Jean Nathan founded and edited The American Mercury, published by Alfred A
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Born 1880-09-12.
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