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Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx was an American comedian, actor, comic vocalist and game show host who performed in vaudeville, Broadway, films, radio, and television. A master of the one-line retort, he is considered one of America's greatest comedians.
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entertainment · American comedian (1890–1977) · comedian · film actor · television actor · stage actor · radio personality · actor · game show host · also Groucho Marx, Julius Henry Marx, Julius Marx, Marx
Born 2 October 1890 · Died 19 August 1977 · Q103846
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“This is sure to offend the Jews.”
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Public attention spiked: 8,512 Wikipedia readers in one day, 6× the usual 1,427, with 2 article edits. Editors noted: Legacy Added an additional detail regarding the association between Bugs Bunny and Groucho.
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Notable artist William Kentridge included a drawing of Marx in his solo museum exhibition at The Broad in Los Angeles
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Chicago Tribune: When Groucho Marx met Dick Cavett, there was magic in the air and on your television sets
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Yahoo: Geoffrey Rush to Star as Groucho Marx in ‘Raised Eyebrows’ Biopic
Minnie's Boys was remounted Off-Broadway with Erik Liberman as Groucho and Pamela Myers as Minnie Marx
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Snopes.com rated the claim “Groucho Marx made a risqué wisecrack about his cigar to a female You Bet Your Life contestant with 19 children.” False.
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Gabe Kaplan filmed a version of the same show, entitled Groucho
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Died 1977-08-19.
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Marx was hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center with pneumonia
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Marx was never told for fear of eliciting still further deterioration of his health
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“I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.”
“And when he saw me, he was weak, but he was there; and he put his fingers on the tubes and played them like it was a clarinet. Groucho played the tubes for me, which brings me to tears.”
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“[Variant:] "Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.”
“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution”
“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.”
“I sent the club a wire stating, "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER.”
“I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.”
“I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet Your Life? The guy says he has seventeen kids and I say: "I smoke a cigar, but I take it out of my mouth occasionally"? I never said that.”
“I cannot say that I do not disagree with you”
“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
“I drink to make other people interesting”
“I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”
“Marry me and I'll never look at another horse.”
“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”
“Why should I care about posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?”
“know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife”
“I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.”
Marx called his most significant achievement having a book selected for cultural preservation in the Library of Congress
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Awarded Commandeur des Arts et des Lettres (1974).
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At the 46th annual Academy Awards, Jack Lemmon presented Marx with an honorary Oscar to a standing ovation
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Awarded Academy Honorary Award (1973).
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On a short-lived variety show hosted by Bill Cosby
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Keeping the re-run title The Best of Groucho
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At Cannes, Marx was made a Commander in the French Ordre des Arts et des Lettres, an honor he was very proud of
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Largely at the behest of his companion Erin Fleming, Marx appeared in a live one-man show at Carnegie Hall that was later released as a double album, An Evening with Groucho, on A&M Records
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Marx said being published in The New Yorker under his own name, Julius Henry Marx, meant more than all the plays he appeared in
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“I looked like I was embalmed.”
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Marx admitted to voting for Wendell Willkie, the Republican candidate for president in 1940, over Franklin D
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Marx starred in a weekly show for British TV titled Groucho, broadcast on ITV
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Marx starred in the "Time for Elizabeth" episode of Bob Hope Presents the Chrysler Theatre, a truncated version of the play that he and Norman Krasna wrote in 1948
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Marx, after acting as occasional guest host of The Tonight Show during the six-month interval between Jack Paar and Johnny Carson, introduced Carson as the new host
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Marx, a lifelong devotee of the comic operas of Gilbert and Sullivan, appeared as Ko-Ko, the Lord High Executioner, in a televised production of The Mikado on NBC's The Bell Telephone Hour
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Accompanied by then-wife Eden, daughter Melinda, Robert Dwan and Dwan's daughter Judith, he climbed a pile of rubble that marked the site of Adolf Hitler's bunker, the site of Hitler's death, and performed a two-minute C
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Marx had grown a real mustache (which he had already sported earlier in the films Copacabana and Love Happy)
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Where it closed after only eight performances
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Marx's comedy play April Fool premiered at the Lobero Theatre in Santa Barbara, California, to mediocre reviews
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Awarded Peabody Awards (1948).
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Marx was asked to host a radio quiz program You Bet Your Life
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As part of the marketing campaign for the Marx Brothers film A Night in Casablanca, Marx created a storyline that Warner Bros
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He also co-authored the screenplay for the 1937 film The King and the Chorus Girl, in which he did not appear as an actor; this is Marx's only official writing credit for film or television.
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Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel, costarring Chico
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That was only shown once, in the Bronx, and is believed to have been destroyed shortly afterward
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Public anti-German sentiment was widespread, and Julius's German character was booed, so he dropped the accent and developed the fast-talking wise-guy character that became his trademark
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Marx and his brothers had become a group act, at first called The Three Nightingales and later The Four Nightingales
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When he joined up with an act called The Leroy Trio
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Born 1890-10-02.
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