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Christopher Grant Wood is a New Zealand professional footballer who plays as a forward for Premier League club Nottingham Forest and captains the New Zealand national team. Widely regarded as the greatest ever footballer to come out of New Zealand, Wood is one of just six New Zealanders to have played in the Premier League.
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Born 7 December 1991 · Q74548
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Won the English PFA Premier League Team of the Year with Nottingham Forest (2024-2025).
Won: The Athletic Premier League Team of the Season with IFFHS OFC Men's Team of the Decade 2011–2020 (2024–25).
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Won: Premier League Fan Team of the Season with IFFHS OFC Men's Team of the Decade 2011–2020 (2024–25).
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Won: PFA Team of the Year with IFFHS OFC Best Man Player of the Decade 2011–2020 (2024–25).
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Won: Premier League Player of the Month with IFFHS OFC Best Man Player of the Decade 2011–2020 (October 2024).
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Won: PFA Premier League Fans' Player of the Month with IFFHS OFC Best Man Player of the Decade 2011–2020 (October 2024).
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Won: New Zealand Football Awards (International player of the Year) with IFFHS OFC Men's Team of the Decade 2011–2020 (2023).
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Wood went on to become the club's all-time leading Premier League goalscorer, surpassing Bryan Roy's long-standing record of 24 goals
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Joined Newcastle in 2022.
Won: New Zealand Football Awards (Player of the Year) with IFFHS OFC Men's Team of the Decade 2011–2020 (2021).
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Won: New Zealand Football Awards (International player of the Year) with IFFHS OFC Men's Team of the Decade 2011–2020 (2021).
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Won: IFFHS Oceania Men's Team of All Time with IFFHS OFC Men's Team of the Decade 2011–2020 (2021).
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Won: Burnley Player of the Year with IFFHS OFC Men's Team of the Decade 2011–2020 (2020–21).
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“Bill Maher: Trump is winning. I’m stick of winning”
Won: New Zealand Football Awards (Player of the Year) with IFFHS OFC Men's Team of the Decade 2011–2020 (2019).
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Won: New Zealand Football Awards (International player of the Year) with IFFHS OFC Men's Team of the Decade 2011–2020 (2019).
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Won: New Zealand Football Awards (Player of the Year) with IFFHS OFC Men's Team of the Decade 2011–2020 (2018).
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Won the English PFA Championship Team of the Year with Leeds United (2016-2017).
Won the English EFL Championship Golden Boot with Leeds (2016-2017).
Won: New Zealand Football Awards (Player of the Year) with IFFHS OFC Men's Team of the Decade 2011–2020 (2017).
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Won: PFA Team of the Year with IFFHS OFC Best Man Player of the Decade 2011–2020 (2016–17).
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Won: Football League Championship Player of the Month with IFFHS OFC Best Man Player of the Decade 2011–2020 (January 2017).
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Won: EFL Championship Golden Boot with IFFHS OFC Best Man Player of the Decade 2011–2020 (2016–17).
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Won: EFL Team of the Season with IFFHS OFC Best Man Player of the Decade 2011–2020 (2016–17).
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Won: Leeds United Player of the Year with IFFHS OFC Best Man Player of the Decade 2011–2020 (2016–17).
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Played for Burnley F.C. (2017–2022) — 144 appearances, 49 goals.
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Joined Burnley in 2017.
Won: New Zealand Football Awards (Player of the Year) with IFFHS OFC Men's Team of the Decade 2011–2020 (2016).
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Won: OFC Nations Cup with New Zealand (2016).
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Played for Ipswich Town F.C. (2015–2015) — 8 appearances, 0 goals.
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Joined Leeds in 2015.
Played for Leeds United F.C. (2015–2017) — 83 appearances, 41 goals.
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Signed for Championship club Leeds United, where he became the top scorer in the 2016–17 season, with 27 goals
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Won the English Championship with Leicester (2013-2014).
Won: Football League Championship with Leicester City (2013–14).
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Joined Leicester in 2013.
Played for Leicester City F.C. (2013–2015) — 52 appearances, 12 goals.
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Played for Leicester City F.C. (2013–2013) — 1 appearances, 2 goals.
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Third place: OFC Nations Cup with New Zealand (2012).
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Played for Bristol City F.C. (2012–2012) — 19 appearances, 3 goals.
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Played for New Zealand Olympic football team (2012–2021) — 10 appearances, 4 goals.
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Played for Millwall F.C. (2012–2012) — 19 appearances, 11 goals.
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Won the English Football League 1 with Brighton (2010-2011).
Won award: New Zealand U-20 Men's Player of the Year (2011).
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Won: Football League One with Brighton & Hove Albion (2010–11).
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Played for Birmingham City F.C. (2011–2012) — 23 appearances, 9 goals.
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Runner-up: Football League Championship with West Bromwich Albion (2009–10).
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“You give us so much. But I would love a little less. Just try less.”
Played for Brighton & Hove Albion F.C. (2010–2011) — 29 appearances, 8 goals.
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And 2026, and was a member of the squad that won the 2016 OFC Nations Cup
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Played for Barnsley F.C. (2010–2010) — 7 appearances, 0 goals.
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Won award: New Zealand U-20 Men's Player of the Year (2009).
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Joined West Brom in 2009.
Played for West Bromwich Albion F.C. (2009–2013) — 21 appearances, 1 goals.
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Played for New Zealand men's national football team (2009) — 90 appearances, 45 goals.
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Won award: New Zealand U-20 Men's Player of the Year (2008).
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Played for New Zealand national under-17 football team (2007–2007) — 3 appearances, 0 goals.
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Played for Hamilton Wanderers (2007–2007) — 17 appearances, 16 goals.
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Played for Waikato FC (2007–2008) — 5 appearances, 0 goals.
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Aged just 14, and after a spell at local rivals Hamilton Wanderers the following season in the NRFL Premier, he attracted the attention of ASB Premiership club Waikato
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Born 1991-12-07.
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