“At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”
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Andreas Isaksson
Jan Andreas Isaksson is a Swedish former professional footballer who played as a goalkeeper.
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sports · Swedish footballer (born 1981) · association football player · also Andreas Isaksson, Jan Andreas Isaksson, Isaksson
Born 3 October 1981 · Q205773
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2026· 18 entries
“Here is a rule to remember in future, when anything tempts you to feel bitter: not 'This is misfortune,' but 'To bear this worthily is good fortune' .”
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“Steve Jobs has a saying that A players hire A players; B players hire C players; and C players hire D players. It doesn't take long to get to Z players. This trickle-down effect causes bozo explosions in companies.”
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“Choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
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“Angel: You see, Mr. Simpson—a man, well, he'll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But even the Devil can't fool a dog!”
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“When you have a girl you want to be proud of your girl because that's my girl over there - not proud of the eyecandy she is, but proud because that's my girl. And I like her for who she is, what she represents, what she is trying to do in her life. That's a good girlǃ If you don't have that kind of pride for your girl, break upǃ I'm Seriousǃ If she doesn't have that respect and pride and really admires you. You have to admire each otherǃ”
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“A drop hollows out the stone by falling not twice, but many times; so, too, is a person made wise by reading not two, but many books.”
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“AMBITION ~n. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.”
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“An attractive appearance may be deceptive. It may cover or hide a much less favourable content.”
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“Don't fear god, Don't worry about death; What is good is easy to get, and What is terrible is easy to endure.”
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“We should not plan and then try to make circumstances fit those plans. Instead we should make plans fit the circumstances.”
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“When you see a man in distress, recognize him as a fellow man.”
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“The man who acquires easily things for which he feels only a very moderate desire concludes that the attainment of desire does not bring happiness. If he is of a philosophic disposition, he concludes that human life is essentially wretched, since the man who has all he wants is still unhappy. He forgets that to be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.”
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“Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.”
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“The degree of civilization which a people has reached, no doubt, is marked by their anxiety to do as they would be done by.”
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“In jealousy there is more of self-love than love.”
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“All is in a man's hands and he lets it all slip from cowardice, that's an axiom. It would be interesting to know what it is men are most afraid of. Taking a new step, uttering a new word is what they fear most.”
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“Take gifts with a sigh: most men give to be paid.”
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2019· 1 entry
Isaksson became goalkeeping coach for Fagersta Södra
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2018· 3 entries
Sydsvenskan: Andreas Isaksson: ”Jag känner mig klar med fotbollen”
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Won: Svenska Cupen with Djurgårdens (2017–18).
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Won award: Årets Järnkamin (2018).
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2016· 2 entries
Played for Djurgårdens IF Fotboll (2016–2018) — 60 appearances, 0 goals.
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With which he won the 2017–18 Svenska Cupen before retiring in 2018
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2015· 1 entry
Won award: Swedish Goalkeeper of the Year (2015).
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2014· 1 entry
Won award: Swedish Goalkeeper of the Year (2014).
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2013· 1 entry
Won award: Swedish Goalkeeper of the Year (2013).
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2012· 3 entries
Won award: Swedish Goalkeeper of the Year (2012).
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Won: KNVB Cup with PSV (2011–12).
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Played for Kasımpaşa S.K. (2012–2016) — 104 appearances, 0 goals.
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2011· 1 entry
Won award: Swedish Goalkeeper of the Year (2011).
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2009· 1 entry
Won award: Swedish Goalkeeper of the Year (2009).
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2008· 4 entries
Won: Johan Cruijff Shield with PSV (2008).
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Expressen: Andreas Isaksson: "Det är kanske fel på min kropp"
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Played for PSV Eindhoven (2008–2012) — 123 appearances, 0 goals.
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“I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.”
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2007· 10 entries
“Any weather is tolerable as long as you have the right clothing.”
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“Any action, however mean or unscrupolous, is permissible in certain situations.”
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“You are more likely to win if you take the initiative and make an attack rather than preparing to defend yourself.”
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“Somebody who has had an unpleasant experience thereafter shrinks from the cause of that experience.”
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“There is usually somebody who benefits from an unfavorable set of circumstances.”
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“A different place, situation, job, or lifestyle always seems more attractive or appealing than your own.”
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“Those who arrive or apply earliest are most likely to get what they want from a limited supply of things, such as tickets, discounted goods or refreshments.”
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“Things that you must not have or do are always the most desirable.”
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“With hindsight it is easy to see what went wrong or what should have been done, but this is of no practical purpose.”
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“A weak part or member will affect the success or effectiveness of the whole.”
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2006· 1 entry
Played for Manchester City F.C. (2006–2008) — 19 appearances, 0 goals.
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2005· 2 entries
Aftonbladet: Andreas Isaksson: "Jag hittar ny energi här"
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Won award: Swedish Goalkeeper of the Year (2005).
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2004· 2 entries
Won award: Swedish Goalkeeper of the Year (2004).
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Played for Stade Rennais F.C. (2004–2006) — 62 appearances, 0 goals.
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2003· 3 entries
Won: Allsvenskan with Djurgårdens (2003).
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Won award: Swedish Goalkeeper of the Year (2003).
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“People who are disrespectful and demeaning of others always end up getting into trouble and hurting themselves.”
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2002· 6 entries
Won: Allsvenskan with Djurgårdens (2002).
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Won award: Swedish Goalkeeper of the Year (2002).
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Won: Svenska Cupen with Djurgårdens (2002).
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Played for Sweden men's national football team (2002–2016) — 133 appearances, 0 goals.
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And 2003, Djurgården won two-straight Allsvenskan titles as well as Svenska Cupen in 2002
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“I messed up. So did Paulie and Sam. We wanted a better life, but in the end we were a lot worse off than most other people. You know, I think it's important to keep a balance in things. Yeah, balance, that's the right word. Because the guy who wants too much risks losing absolutely everything. Of course, the guy who wants too little from life, might not get anything at all.”
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2001· 1 entry
Played for Djurgårdens IF Fotboll (2001–2004) — 75 appearances, 0 goals.
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1999· 5 entries
Won award: Årets komet (1999).
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Played for Sweden national under-21 football team (1999–2003) — 23 appearances, 0 goals.
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Played for Sweden national under-18 football team (1999–1999) — 1 appearances, 0 goals.
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Played for Juventus FC (1999–2001) — 0 appearances, 0 goals.
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Played for Trelleborgs FF (1999–1999) — 11 appearances, 0 goals.
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1997· 3 entries
Played for Sweden national under-16 football team (1997–1998) — 19 appearances, 0 goals.
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“One cannot (or should not) expect to benefit without making some effort.”
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“Do not feel sure or rejoice noticing a favourable sign. The appearance of a single sign of a favourable event is not yet a definite indication of its coming. It may be an unrelated, sporadic appearance.”
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1996· 2 entries
“Buy what thou hast no need of; and e'er long thou shalt sell thy necessaries.”
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“Gains and losses tend to balance one another overall.”
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1991· 2 entries
“If a man is in health, he doesn't need to take anybody else's temperature to know where he is going.”
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“Speech is like medicine, a small dose of which cures, but an excess of which kills.”
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1989· 1 entry
“I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about it?”
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1987· 1 entry
“There are people who eat earth and eat all the people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. Then there are people who stand around and watch them eat it. Sometimes I think it ain't right to stand and watch them do it.”
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1986· 1 entry
“Why can't somebody give us a list of things that everybody thinks and nobody says, and another list of things that everybody says and nobody thinks?”
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1981· 8 entries
Born 1981-10-03.
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“Friends, the soil is poor, we must sow seeds in plenty for us to garner even modest harvests.”
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“Life is what happens to you, while you're busy making other plans.”
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“The most honorable, as well as the safest course is to rely entirely upon valour.”
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“In all the trade of war, no featIs nobler than a brave retreat.”
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“Children and fools have no inhibition, and alcohol consumed removes the inhibition against telling the truth that occasionally one would like to keep secret.”
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“The analogy generally holds good, that the darkest moment is just before the dawning light.”
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“I think it’s okay to believe in anything that makes you a better person, whether it’s real or not. You have to believe in something. Me, I choose to believe in nothing, with all my heart, and I am a better person for it.”
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1968· 2 entries
“BEHAVIOR, n~ Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.”
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“It is better that somebody arrives or something happens later than expected or desired, than not at all.”
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1950· 1 entry
“As to the quantity of absolute truth in a thought: it seems to me the more comprehensive and unobjectionable a thought becomes, the more clumsy and unexciting it gets. I like half-truths of a certain kind — they are interesting and they stimulate.”
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1947· 1 entry
“Satire is a kind of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.”
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1946· 1 entry
“When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, this is Metaphysics.”
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1886· 1 entry
“Every man loves well what is like to himself.”
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1865· 3 entries
“Knowledge is proud that he has learn'd so much; Wisdom is humble that he knows no more.”
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“Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humour?”
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“Self-interest speaks all sorts of tongues and plays all sorts of characters, even that of disinterestedness.”
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1845· 2 entries
“You may apply this truth to any province; for instance, the literary profession. Though each may be good in his trade or profession, they are not generally so inclined to agree together, from their different tastes and modes of accomplishment; whence the common saying, 'No enemies so great, as those of the same craft'”
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“It is better to make some confession, or pay a little deference to others, our neighbors, friends, acquaintances, and especially our superiors, rather than lose our credit or break friendship.”
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1833· 1 entry
“No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.”
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1820· 1 entry
“A man may take to drink because he feels himself to be a failure, and then fail all the more completely because he drinks. It is rather the same thing that is happening to the English language. It becomes ugly and inaccurate because our thoughts are foolish, but the slovenliness of our language makes it easier for us to have foolish thoughts.”
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